Nice little collection

Mrs. Albrecht: "I'm gonna call this 'Tale of 2 Wars'... cause I'm stupid!"

Mrs. Albrecht: "You want all of the lights out?"
Class: "Yes!"
(Mrs. Albrecht turns off lights)
Belenkey: "Hello darkness, my old friend."

Dr. Finseth: "So while gravity pulls down, buoyancy pushes up"
Belenkey: "Oh, that's why turtles are cool."