uh... uh huh...

*Keenan*: are you at home?
*Keenan*: or at the crap house
*Me*: the crap house
*Keenan*: haww haww
*Keenan*: you have a statue for a dad

SLAAAVE SYRUP

*Kate*: My Dad: "Well now, y'all Ima tell you a taaaale, a SLAAAAAA--AAVE Tale! It's about a young slave woman who travels to the USA--will she realize her exceptional marketing abilities to later become a significant icon and find sucess as the label of a well known household pancake syrup?!"

This is a going away present for Kate. :)