Well mine just tasted like... womanflesh! oh yeah!

*Kate*: ew I just burped and it tasted like pickles and whipped cream

...Yes.

*Kate*: doesnt laurie heinrecher look like this woman: http://www.wma.com/sara_moulton/imgs/Sara_Moulton_main.jpg
ONLY UGLIER AND MORE LIKE A RIVER RAT?

It's a small world... or limit of the mind, whichever way you wanna look at it

Kate trying to remember the name of some comedian:
*Kate*: Barry Bonds? no...
*Kate*: first name is like Barry
*Kate*: cause it just said it on tv
*Kate*: the baseball guy
*Me*: Barry Manalow
*Kate*: YES!
*Me*: that sounds like a name
*Kate*: OMG
*Me*: oh lol I thought I made it up

*Insert Snappy Title Concerning Muffins and/or Pussies Here*

Keenan: whenever i hear "West Mifflin" I think of a girl shoving a muffin up her pussy